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something that wins at life... [Apr. 8th, 2008|03:57 pm]
We Win at Life. Deal With It.
[Feeling kinda |anxious(secretly)]

secret weddings.


right joe? 
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one more thing [Apr. 6th, 2008|03:48 pm]
We Win at Life. Deal With It.
[Where? |hiding in a mailbox]
[Feeling kinda |crankycranky]

 Before I take my leave and stop annoying the crap out of all of you. 

I have come up with something that in no way wins at life. 

All of the people not posting in and/or joining  this community. 

You think you're better then this community?
guess again.

Post god damnit!!

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Here's my winning at life, post, thing: [Apr. 2nd, 2008|11:11 pm]
We Win at Life. Deal With It.
Cheers to everyone who wins at life!
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haha. This happens more than sex does, these days: [Mar. 29th, 2008|10:09 pm]
We Win at Life. Deal With It.

[Feeling kinda |awake]

Bill made a list, Joe made a list, so I guess it's my turn. :D

Things that win:
1. Late night convos with the homies. Bill, Joe, Greta, Vicky, Lyn Z, all of you make my fucking day when you IM me. It's great to know I have awesome friends who will chat with me, no matter how boring I am. And that means that all of you are number 1 on my list.
2. SEX: Ok, Honestly, who doesn't like sex?
4. Rubber duckies.
5. Random presents.
7. Mother fucking pie. I would be lying to you if I said, "I don't like pie" because everyone knows that only lame people don't like pie.
8. The moment that you walked through the door.
9. Name tags. And NOT the lameo blank ones, the ones that say, "Hello my name is...." they give you a chance to have a new identity everyday day.
10. Freeze ball. Something me and Joe came up with to see if we could get dirty to freeze and shut up for more than a minute. He did, so it failed, but it's still fun. :D

Things that fail:
1. This

Go listen to Demetri Martin: Here
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My Computer Actually Does Win At Life (Unlike JoeTroh's) [Mar. 24th, 2008|02:30 pm]
We Win at Life. Deal With It.

[Where? |On my way HOME!!!]
[Feeling kinda |happyhappy]

Okay, so since Joe stepped up and made his list, I guess it's time to make mine.

1. ADAM SISKA-BECKETT: The last name alone is enough for him to win at life, but if you add on the fact that he's my hubby? He wins at life FOREVER!!! and a week. Plus, he got me addicted to peetz.

2. Food: Food has to win at life, even if you're lazy like me and JoeTroh...If you don't eat, then you fall asleep on AIM and your twin will not appreciate it, which in turn makes you lose at life...So eat food.

3. TWINS!! (Specifically, JoeTroh): Twins rock because they can read your mind, and they go along with your retarded ideas that you come up with at 2 am (when you shouldn't even be allowed to talk to people, because honestly? Who's ever had a great idea at 2 am? No one. They're all retarded) and they just generally rock out loud.

4. Brendon getting a haircut: This wins at life because it's was ABOUT DAMN TIME the boy got a haircut...Also, he's my kid, so if I didn't put him on here somewhere, he'd whine.

5. MY WHORE FACE SKANK, SPENCER: He wins at life because he lets me call him things like that on a daily basis...That's just cool.

6. Jason Siska (Adam's brother) being on Survivor: This would be number 2...But then I'd have to go through and renumber all of these...and I'm lazy.

7. BEING LAZY: Note, this only wins at life when you've got a hubby (or a wifey-to-be, in Spence's case) who is willing to put up with your laziness...However, if you do have a hubby/wifey like that, you're awesome.

8. The phrase "Home point": Wins at life because JoeTroh and I came up with it. Learn it, love it, and pass it on to all your twins.

9. GRETA SALPETER: wins at life for being lovely and amazing and Great (haha). Also because she agrees with me a lot of the time. And she's my fake straight girlfriend, so that makes her even more awesome.

10. Keanu: He really should be higher up on this list...But I'm lazy. Sorry bro! He wins at life though for being so cool about all of my random dorky moments.

That's it for now, I'll post more when I think of them.

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