|My Computer Actually Does Win At Life (Unlike JoeTroh's)
||[Mar. 24th, 2008|02:30 pm]
We Win at Life. Deal With It.
Okay, so since Joe stepped up and made his list, I guess it's time to make mine.
1. ADAM SISKA-BECKETT: The last name alone is enough for him to win at life, but if you add on the fact that he's my hubby? He wins at life FOREVER!!! and a week. Plus, he got me addicted to peetz.
2. Food: Food has to win at life, even if you're lazy like me and JoeTroh...If you don't eat, then you fall asleep on AIM and your twin will not appreciate it, which in turn makes you lose at life...So eat food.
3. TWINS!! (Specifically, JoeTroh): Twins rock because they can read your mind, and they go along with your retarded ideas that you come up with at 2 am (when you shouldn't even be allowed to talk to people, because honestly? Who's ever had a great idea at 2 am? No one. They're all retarded) and they just generally rock out loud.
4. Brendon getting a haircut: This wins at life because it's was ABOUT DAMN TIME the boy got a haircut...Also, he's my kid, so if I didn't put him on here somewhere, he'd whine.
5. MY WHORE FACE SKANK, SPENCER: He wins at life because he lets me call him things like that on a daily basis...That's just cool.
6. Jason Siska (Adam's brother) being on Survivor: This would be number 2...But then I'd have to go through and renumber all of these...and I'm lazy.
7. BEING LAZY: Note, this only wins at life when you've got a hubby (or a wifey-to-be, in Spence's case) who is willing to put up with your laziness...However, if you do have a hubby/wifey like that, you're awesome.
8. The phrase "Home point": Wins at life because JoeTroh and I came up with it. Learn it, love it, and pass it on to all your twins.
9. GRETA SALPETER: wins at life for being lovely and amazing and Great (haha). Also because she agrees with me a lot of the time. And she's my fake straight girlfriend, so that makes her even more awesome.
10. Keanu: He really should be higher up on this list...But I'm lazy. Sorry bro! He wins at life though for being so cool about all of my random dorky moments.
That's it for now, I'll post more when I think of them.